Sick man recovers...

I almost thought I got dengue fever. When I went to the family doctor, the doctor took a look at me and said, "You've got flu, eh?"

Me: "Yeah, that and fever and my joints are aching."

Doctor: (stuck the ear thermometer into me left ear) "Wow! 39.5 degrees. I didn't expect it to be this high!"

Me: "Me too... Me too..."

And interestingly, I bumped into my friend Ken before I visited the clinic and he said, "Hey, I haven't passed you the invitation to my wedding banquet this Friday."

What a way to get invited to a wedding. So that's where I'd spend tommorrow's night.